Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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