cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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