Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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