So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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