Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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