also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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