dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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