This girl is more easily done than said...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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