so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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