exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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