Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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