I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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