i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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