a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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