: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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