Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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