What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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