ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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