No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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