My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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