exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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