How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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