you guys were way drunker than both of me
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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