fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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