Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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