Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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