I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
