well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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