I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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