His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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