It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Shame is for Republicans.
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