Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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