worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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