while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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