I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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