she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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