Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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