I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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