I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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