I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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