I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
