Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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