Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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