his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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