There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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