he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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