We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Operation Purity has been aborted
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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