I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Randomize
