Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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