yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
