i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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