If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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