god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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