North Korea, Best Korea!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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